Jul 10 2010
In a court, an advocate was questioning a witness: Are you sure, everything was finished in five minutes.
The witness said, ‘Yes sir! Only five minutes, neither a second more nor less.’
The lawyer said, ‘OK, I give your test; put your hand down and see at me, when five minutes are over report me.’
Exactly after five minutes, the witness said the five minutes are over. In his judgment the judge declared that the lawyer has been defeated.
Coming out of the court the advocate asked the witness how he came to know that exact five had passed. The witness replied, ‘A clock was hanging on the wall behind you.’
There was crowd in the club at night, people were taking wine and smoking. There was a lot of noise also. A man came out of the club after taking wine for four hours. The guard saluted him. He took a deep breath and said, raising his nose and forehead, ‘Is there a bad smell?’
The guard said, ‘Sir, it is a draft of fresh air.’
An old couple was talking to each other. The man said, ‘If I die what you will do after that.’
The lady said, ‘Speak good! Although everybody has to go one day, be brave to face the truth. See, I go to women hostel to live where young girls will serve me. OK, now you tell me, if I die what you will do after that.’
The old man said, ‘I will also do the same.’
A guard shot at two stray dogs to kill them at night. In the morning people asked him the reason of killing the dogs. He replied, ‘They barked whole night and disturbed my sleep.’