Dr. Anil Kumar Agarwal

A rich man hired a servant on a condition; if he broke a plate or cup he would be sacked. On the first day of his job he went to the employer’s room with a tray having bone-china crockery in it. Suddenly the tray fell from his hand and all the crockery got broken. Having seen it, he said to the man, ‘All the cups and plates have been broken therefore he is going to leave your job.’ The man got stunned.

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An old and ill man, aged 110 years was asked by a guy, ‘If you get an opportunity to live another twenty years, what you will want to do first.’

‘I would like to die first,’ he replied.

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A manager was interviewing a prospective candidate. The manager asked him, ‘Already you had joined the service at seven places but you couldn’t continue in any one of them more than six months. What is the reason for that?’

The candidate replied, ‘After six months you will get the answer of your question yourself.’

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A clerk got a lottery worth of rupees five lakh. He went jumping to his wife and said, ‘I got a lottery so that I would bring you a lot many expensive saris.’

She retorted, ‘No! I have already so many saris. They all are good enough. Now I need such dresses that other women wear.’

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‘What has happened as you are looking sad?’

‘What can I tell you? Sometime I feel my wife doesn’t love me.’

‘You do one thing! You occasionally give her surprise. This refreshes the love between husband and wife.’

Next day:

‘Today again, you are looking morose.’

‘Having accepted your suggestion, yesterday I went home with a bouquet. Seeing me, she said how sweet they are! After that I entered in my bed room; for giving her another surprise, I took out my revolver and fired in the air. My wife screamed and fell unconscious. Along with this a man came out of the cupboard and ran out of the room.’