Dr. Anil Kumar Agarwal

Hearing the noise of hammer, all the corpse came out of their graves. One of them said angrily, ‘Why is this teacher making noise at midnight? He had come here last week and no body still had told him that making a noise here at night is prohibited.’

Another dead asked the teacher, ‘Master Ji, what is going here?’

The teacher said, ‘The whole life I had taught them but the stupid people got no education. They had written my name wrong on my grave. I am correcting it.’ Continue Reading »

Kunti was the mother of Padavs. She always preached them to be ready to help others. Even at the time of misery, one should stick to the truth, wisdom and ‘Dharma’. One who is ready to save others life even if his own is at stake is a real solider.

In the pride of power and selfishness, Druodhan made a conspiracy against Pandavs to kill them. Kunti decided to live in hide outs to save her sons. She went to an unknown village along with her sons and began to live in a house of a poor pundit. She always thanked the pundit for giving them shelter. Continue Reading »

Jammu and Kashmir is the integral part of India and every Indian knows this fact. So what type of  hitch our Government has to abolish the article 370. Kashmir has been disturbed since independence. This illustrate that Indian Government itself is not convinced that Kashmir is the element of India. The Govt’s dual policy has forced the Kashmiris to think that they don’t belong to India. The Govt. had better leave its weakness and abolish this article at the earliest possible. Rest of the Kashmir problem should be handled intelligently in such a way as if the govt. is tackling its own family problem but unlike common wealth game. The UPA Govt. must show courage as the NDA Govt demonstrated at the time of Pokhran explosion.

Last week, I got an opportunity to go to Bihar and it was seventy kilometer journey by car. There was a lot of greenery and fields along with the road. Even in the past journies of the area the greenery always attracted me. Women in a small group were sitting at the road side touching each other, at some places. Some of them were removing lices from the head of each other and chatting. I stopped the car at one place and got down to take a cup of tea; there were also women sitting in large groups. I sat just near them deliberately to over hear their talk. They were talking about their family and village affairs. A young and newly wed lady was embrcing an old lady, who might be her mother, and weeping as if she had come from her in-law’s house. Other women untied their embrace. Next day I attended a marriage in a village wherein at the time of departure of the newly wed couple; the bride’s family members were crying pitiously. The bride was not leaving her mother and was not willing to get in a car. Collectively it was producing a strange and emotional scene.

I stayed in the marriage for about twelve hours, and for two days in the village. In these two days I felt many things which couldn’t be experienced in a city. You can’t find those things in a city, with the help of which people pass their life in scarcity in a village.

Lie is a word whose meaning is known very well by everybody, but if it is asked to explain it, there would be a difficulty to elaborate it though it can easily be explained by examples; in simple way, it can be said that it is the opposite to the word truth. Many people lie just by habit, if anybody points out their lie they wouldn’t accept that they have spoken a lie. Some people don’t generally speak lie but if situation forces them to say something lie that time they do. Very few people fall in the category who never tells a lie, even in the old Indian history very few people named like Yudhister, King Harish Chander belonged to the class who never spoke a lie. There were so many great men born in India, but even for them history is silent whether they had never spoke a lie.

Generally people speak lie out of fear; they think if they tell the truth their image will be dented. Fear, losing something, and false great image etc. make people speak lie. Today, in the morning, I got an idea to write something on this word. I am associated with a social organization since my childhood. This organization is very particular about time; its program always starts at right time. I was invited to deliver my lecture there, today. So I got up in the morning a bit earlier than usual time of my getting up. I was sitting in the lawn of my house to get some fresh air and in the mean time my wife, Mira also came there and sat in to the chair beside me. After a few minutes we indulged in talking to each other. When husband and wife talk peacefully to each other, the time passes fast. The same happened with me, when I saw the time it was about the same, when I had to reach there. So I got ready to go so quickly that no body could imagine it. I got in to my car and drove away. On the way I thought when I would reach there late how would I justify myself for coming late. There were so many ideas creeping in my mind. I was examining them one by one that which one would be more appropriate at that time. In the last I jerked all these ideas out of my mind and decided to tell the truth. Thinking it I got a lot of relief mentally as well as emotionally.

I reached there late by ten minutes. The program had already started at the right time but I was not looking tense because I had decided to tell the truth. After the program some people particularly appreciated my lecture. They said that I was speaking by heart not just only by mouth. I think it happened due to my decision that I would not make any excuse for coming late.

A poor boy sold consumer goods by going door to door. One day he felt hungry when selling the goods, but didn’t have the money to buy some eatables. He decided to beg some food from the next door, so he knocked at it. The door was opened by a beautiful girl; seeing her at the door he was baffled. In place of demanding food he requested her to give him a glass of water. The girl felt that he was hungry so she brought a glass of milk. Taking it he tried to give her money but she refused to accept it. The boy thanked her and went away.

After this instance, the boy, Harvard Kelli’s, trust on the humanity got more strengthened. After a long time, the beautiful girl fell severely ill so was brought to city, where doctors said that only Dr. Havard Kelli could save her life by his treatment. Dr Kelli was called to treat her when he knew about the girl his eyes glared with joy. Immediately seeing her, he recognized the lady. He started trying to save her life; his efforts got positive results and he could save her life.

At the time of paying bill, Dr. Kelli ordered the accounts officer to hand over the bill to him first. He wrote some thing on the bill and sent it to the lady concerned. She got amazed just after seeing the bill though she was thinking that the bill would be high. When she opened the bill she saw something written on the bill – the bill had been paid along with a glass of milk. Below this line there was the signature of Dr. Kelli. She thanked God for his kindness and prayed to Him to continue his blessings on all human beings.

If anybody wants to pen down something on a word mother he will be frozen for a moment but after that he can tell you many stories related to mother and can tell you about her greatness etc…  One day I got an idea to write some words about her. The word, ‘Mother’ looks small but is full of devotion and respect. Technically if the word is analyzed it can be said that mother is just an instrumental in the birth of a baby and nothing else. This is a version of disobedient and distracted people. I thought it is better to keep such people version in the beginning so that their evil thoughts will not interfere during the write-up. I neither curse such people nor encourage them as everybody has liberty to say about his thought whether good or bed. It is also true that with every good thing the opposite of it is also present like day and night, black and white, good and bad, health and disease and so on. But in case of mother the positive part is more prominent than the negative one.

The mother is the one who brings and introduces us in to the world. She brings us up along with teaching of walking, speaking etc. In this way she is also our first teacher. In Indian culture mother is kept at the rank of God so that mother is also prayed. Mother doesn’t make her children feel any type of adversities. She tries them keeping happy at every time as far as possible. If anybody tries to harm her children she protects them. It has happened many times in the history that the mother had sacrificed her life just to save her children. It can be said that the history is full of such instances.

Not only in India but also in other cultures and countries, like Rome and Unani culture, mother is considered highly respectable. Unanis’ prayed mother every year between 15^th and 18^th March. Indians Pray mother in the form of ‘Durga’, ‘Laxmi’ etc and they celebrate ‘Navratra’ and ‘Diwali’ to pay respect to mother.

Mother gives us love, affections and so many worldly comforts that we can’t even imagine. Whenever we find ourselves in trouble we remember our mother. Mother helps us to solve our adversaries. Forgetting her problems mother takes care of her children. Whenever a child goes to take an examination or some other work she prays to God to help him. If a child is late to arrive at home she doesn’t sleep until he reaches. If a child doesn’t sleep at night she sings a song to asleep him. So nothing can replace her from the place she has acquired in the society.

Nowadays children don’t respect their mother as much as they did in the past. The fact might be half true and this is because of the western impact. Under this effect, united families are being broken. Even then mother attains a great respect in the society.

A lady said to her friend, ‘What is the matter, my dear sister! You are using the same three- four Saris by repetition. I think you are running short of them. Why do you not buy some new ones?’

She replied, ‘You know! My husband is an advocate. When I ask him to buy some Saris, he first argues for it; after that gives next date for argument.’

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A young man was caught in the case of murder. His father approached a lawyer. The lawyer studied the whole case and demanded his fees only one thousand rupees. The man thought he would be an incompetent advocate that was the reason why he demanded his fees so low. So he went to another lawyer who also got ready to fight his case in a court of law and demanded his fees Fifty Thousand Rupees.

After some years the former advocate saw the man walking on a road. The lawyer enquired of him about his son’s case. The man explained the whole proceeding of the case and also said that at last he was sentenced to death.

The advocate replied why he had wasted that much money when he was ready to do the same task in only one thousand Rupees.

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A teenager was telling to his friend, ‘What a strange this teen age is!  When I weep after getting injured; my parents say you are young and still you cry. When I wish to do something as per my desire; I am told I am still a child so should not do it,’

A rich collected a lot of wealth by illegal means in a city. He went to a temple daily. He had a thought if God was happy all his sins would have been waived off. Every day a saint also came to the temple where the rich went. The saint lectured people about religion and wisdom. Whenever the rich went there he also sat on the floor for some time hearing his words. One day, the saint said, ‘People who give wheat floor to ants get a lot of good ‘Karma’. The rich became happy after hearing such a cheap and easy method of earning good ‘Karma’. Now he started sprinkling wheat floor at ants’ houses near the temple. He sprinkled wheat floor in excess there so that thousands new houses of ants were formed. Millions and trillions ants began to gather there to get the benefit of this help. Their population increased in such a way that people living there felt inconvenience to live there so they started vacating that area.

When the saint came to know about the whole situation he called on the rich and said, ‘In religious work, wisdom should be used. It should always be considered that no wrong full act should be happened during religious work. You had benefited the ants but put the residents in trouble. Actually you are concerned neither with ants nor men. You just want to gather good ‘Karmas’.’ The rich understood the saint’s words and stopped doing corrupt practice.

When Santa got in to a bus his tummy was bloating with gas. He was feeling embarrassed by passing gas frequently. The music was playing in the bus. He thought if he passed gas along with the music nobody would recognize his foul act. Reaching his destination, he was getting down the bus that time he felt people were staring at him.

Suddenly he noticed that he was listening songs at his I-pod which he put in to his ear. People were just hearing the noise of the flatus.

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A man bought a book titled, ‘How to save money and reduce the family expenses’ in Rupees one hundred.

He showed the book, reaching home, to his wife. His wife retorted he had been extravagant these days, went to bazaar, returned the book and bought vegetable with those hundred Rupees.

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A man said to his wife, ‘Our neighbor, Gupta ji told me that he was knocking at their door in the early morning yesterday but they couldn’t hear the knock.’

She said, ‘Our dog was barking loudly so that we couldn’t hear the sound of knocking at the door.’

He said, ‘If the dog barks we should understand it that somebody is at the door.’ She replied but sometime a dog barks after hearing the barking of another dog.

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When a train had crossed a cave, a man said to his beloved, ‘If I knew, the cave is so long and the train will take that much time, I would have kissed you.’

She said, ‘It means you haven’t kissed me.’

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A wrestler said to a lawyer, ‘Sir, can you fight my case in a court?’

The lawyer replied, ‘Of course I can fight your case in a court but wouldn’t fight with you for my fees so it is better you appoint another advocate.’

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